1. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have
2. English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
3. 
   Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
4. 
   Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
5. 
   Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
6. 
   Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
7. 
   Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
8. 
   France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
9. 
   Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
10. 
    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
11. 
    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
12. 
    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
13. 
    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
14. 
    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
15. 
    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
16. 
    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
17. 
    Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
    
18. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
    
19. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
    
20. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
    
21. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Working in a call center is not like a 9 to 5 job, one of the perks are that it rarely happens that one has to stay back and get over loaded with work, Afterall, we are not doing much except giving the Bank a voice and dealing with all kinds of weird cutomers all day long. It has taught me alot, now I can understand the numbers in punjabi aswll, I know how many different kinds of NIC numbers there are, How much free time people in Lahore have and that half of Pakistan has some sort of debt burden or something of the sort.

It definately has taught me alot about managing time and how to pretend to be busy when ur not really doing anythig except idling. I take pride in the fact that I know more about the bank policies and SOP’s than the people in the branches all over Pakistan, I can just call any branch from work and just say “This is Omar, from Head Office” and there’s instant respect on the other end hehehe

Anyways, enough ramblings for now…I will continue when I’m coherrent

Till I write again…