A friend emailed me this and the response it got on that email thread was hilarious!! Check it out and See what you come up with

Pick the month you were born in

1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I killed
5 - I raped
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ate out
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ran naked with
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - an easter egg
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a bisexual
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - my dad

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs